I saw this movie on Friday 18th July 2008 and 9.30pm. This was an awesome film, and I absolutely loved it. The late Heath Ledger, played the joker and did he do it well. There has been a lot hype about his performance in the movie and after seeing it, I have to say, he deserves an Oscar. His portrayal of The Joker being a psycho and a total crazed out nutter is well delivered.
When I first heard about Eragon, it was in 2006, the movie had just been released and I had no idea that it was based off a book written by Christopher Paolini. I went to the cinema and saw the movie. Well I liked it and enjoyed the flick. But I did feel that is seemed a bit rushed and storyline was quite brief.
Comprehending Accountants - Take One
Two accountancy students were walking across campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?” The second accountant replied,
” Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ” Take
what you want. ”
The first accountant nodded approvingly,
” Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t fit. ”
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
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A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?’
The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.’
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A JAPANESE man puzzled by food mysteriously disappearing from his refrigerator got a shock when he discovered a woman had been living in his home for months without permission, police said today.
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