World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl …’Will you marry me?’
The girl said,………………………. ‘NO!’
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.
The end……………………………………….