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May 31, 2008

Potentially vs. Realistically

Filed under: Jokes — kj @ 11:30 pm

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?’

The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.’
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May 30, 2008

Man finds woman living in his wardrobe

Filed under: News and Articles — kj @ 7:02 am

A JAPANESE man puzzled by food mysteriously disappearing from his refrigerator got a shock when he discovered a woman had been living in his home for months without permission, police said today.

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May 29, 2008

Michael Jackson ‘too scared to sing’

Filed under: Uncategorized — kj @ 7:02 am
  • Michael Jackson ditches Idol comeback
  • Reportedly worried: ‘Everyone will hate me’
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    May 27, 2008

    The Incredible HULK 2008 stills

    Filed under: Uncategorized — kj @ 8:04 am

    A few movie stills of the new HULK Film 

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    May 26, 2008

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crytal Skull

    Filed under: Uncategorized — kj @ 1:59 am

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    I saw this movie on Sunday, 25th May ‘08. I quite enjoyed it and I thought it was  brilliant and well thought out movie and it lived up to its standard Indy style film, with all its action, comedy, excitement and mystery. I thought the movie was well directed and all the characters played thier part very well. I was a bit skeptical about Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf) role but even he was a perfect addition. The movie had funny moments and action and mystery. One thing that got to me was the move towards aliens and towards the end they actually had a flying saucer, probably a Spielberg thing, but this was that only moment that did not like. I think they should have left it a mystery, you know somehthing for the viewers imagination to ponder upon. But other then this glitch, I would definitely go and watch it again. If you’re an Indy fan, this is a great film. This is a movie for the entire family and those whom have not seen the previous films, its ok. But it will help in understanding  relationship between Marion and Jones and who is Oxley. But if you have not, the background  of these character is easily understood.

    The Plot ** CONTAINS SPOILERS ***

    In 1957, Colonel-Doctor Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) leads a convoy of Communist Soviets infiltrating a military base in the Nevada desert called “Hangar 51″, where they force Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) to a crate holding the remains of an extraterrestrial creature that crashed ten years before in Roswell, New Mexico. When Jones attempts to escape, he is foiled by his old partner, George “Mac” McHale (Ray Winstone), who reveals that he is working with the Soviets. Jones then escapes on a rocket sled into the desert, where he stumbles upon a nuclear test town and survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a lead-lined refrigerator. While being debriefed, Jones discovers he is under FBI investigation because his friend Mac is a Soviet agent. Jones returns to Marshall College, where he is offered a leave of absence to avoid being fired because of the investigation. As he is leaving, Jones is stopped by Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf) and told that his old colleague, Harold Oxley (John Hurt), disappeared after discovering a crystal skull in Peru.

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    May 24, 2008

    The Hobbit - two movies planned

    Filed under: Uncategorized — kj @ 8:11 am

    The Hobbit

     unexpectedparty.jpg  The studios are planning two Hobbit films which are tobe filmed back to back. Directed by Guillermo Del Toro (Blade 2)  and Peter Jackson (Director of the Lord of the Rings trilogy)
    The Hobbit follows Bilbo Baggins on an adventure with a band of dwarves and the wizard Gandalf as they attempt to reclaim the dwarves’ stolen treasure and restore their kingdom.

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    Witchblade is set for the big screen - 2009

    Filed under: Uncategorized — kj @ 7:59 am

    A new comic book action hero (ah Heroine) will be heading for the big screen. Witchblade.

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    May 23, 2008

    Robert Downey Jr. To Play Hugh Hefner?

    Filed under: Uncategorized — kj @ 7:57 am

    Written by Stephanie Sanchez    
    From iron suit to velvet smoking jacket, Robert Downey Jr. is rumored to play the billionaire PLAYBOY Hugh Hefner in his upcoming biopic. 

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    May 19, 2008

    Fox - LOST castmember who knows how the series will end

    Filed under: News and Articles — kj @ 7:32 am

    LOST star Matthew Fox has been sworn to secrecy about the hit show’s plot - as he’s the only castmember who knows how the series will end.
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    May 16, 2008

    Smallville: The Mack is back

    Filed under: News and Articles — kj @ 6:51 am

    Allison Mack negotiates contract to keep her on board as Chloe Sullivan despite other cast members leaving.
    By Tim Surette
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