Kids Image Pack
Collection of images with a kiddish look and feel. Many of them found on the web. Can be used in applications, Web and other places.
Image samples
February 13, 2008
February 12, 2008
Five minute management course
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’
‘It was Bob the next door neighbour,’ she replies.
‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’
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Mass File Renamer
Batch file renamer
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Source code found on my C# Code flash drive. Recompiled it and gave it a nice interface with a few bug fixes. I don’t know who originally wrote it or where I got the source code from. I use this tool to rename my source code archives and my MP3s and files I download from the net. Kudo’s to guy that originally wrote it. I just made it prettier. |
Requires the following:
Microsoft .NET 2.0 Framework
Windows XP or above
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February 10, 2008
The Game Plan
| The Game Plan http://imdb.com/title/tt0492956/ Release Date:1 November 2007 (Australia) |
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This is a Disney movie with a good feel happy feeling. Its easy to watch and even though it a bit predictable and its enjoyable. Joe Kingman (The Rock), plays a self centered quater back for Boston. Living and enjoying his bachelor life, until one day, 8 year old Peyton knocks on his door.
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February 8, 2008
Another classic joke.
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
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February 7, 2008
MS Access Database and MS Excel Reports
how to keep yourself employed - Part 1
I started a new contract at the Bank. Once again I got hired to fix up another developers shyte solution to a problem that business team wanted fixed and automated. It took 2 developers of different background to create a MS access Data and Excel Report solution for Sales reporting. Not only did they bastardise the MS Access database, but they duplicated the same functionality in both the Access DB and MS Excel Reports. An insane amount of money was spent with lots of overtime , pain and suffering was endured, only to recieve a solution that will work only once.
The Biker’s request
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
”Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.”
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February 6, 2008
Ways to tell a guy his flys undone.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You’ve got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.
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February 4, 2008
Alien versus Predator 2
My personal rating 3/5
http://www.imdb.com/title
I saw this movie last night. I was expecting it to something similar to the first movie. (Alien vs Predator view IMDB). Some people did not like the first movie, but i loved it. The story was pretty good and had a good cast to pull the story through. Special effects was amazing and it was a good movie with a story line. (more…)