Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl …’Will you marry me?’
The girl said,………………………. ‘NO!’
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.
The end……………………………………….
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics … and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass … and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now dear, you are a Catholic.”
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,
“Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And then the fight started….
The Book ( 2 / 5)
I finished reading the book, Twilight by (Stephanie Meyer). At first I didn’t know this book was for teens. I just like reading vampire book so I’d thought i’d give it a go before watching the movie. The book was absolutely boring. It may have been targeted at a different audience, but it was boring. Not only there was no excitement, or even a little bit of mystery, but it really had no story, no substance.
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Smallville, which will enter its ninth season. The current season was thought to be its last with the exodus of several key actors and producers, but the tale of young Superman will live on. And that problem of re-signing Tom Welling to return as Clark Kent? We’re going to go ahead and guess that those negotiations worked out well for both sides.
-news from TV.com
Sam Raimi (director of Spiderman 1, 2 and 3) and Toby Maquire have been locked in to do Spiderman 4 & 5. Kirsten Dunst, might not be back, as sony does not approve of the alcohol and drug abuse despite the fact she is in rehab. Mary Jane Watson will be in 4 &5, it might not be played by Kristen.
Warner Bros. have moved the release date of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from November 21 2008 to 21 July 2009. WB’s president, Alan Horn has blamed the 100-day WGA strike in large part for the shift.
Earlier this month, it was announced that Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince was being postponed to release next year in June/July 2009.
Greater union has not updated their coming soon list of movies.
Movies I will be watching are highlighting in red.
Movie release part I
Movie release part II
September 2008
4th - Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanomo MA15+
4th - Make It Happen PG
4th - Son Of Rambow PG
11th - Funny Games Rating TBC
11th - The Mummy:tomb Of The Dragon Emperor M
18th - Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging PG
18th - Wild Child Rating TBC
18th - Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants M
18th - Mirrors Rating TBC
18th - Step Brothers Rating TBC
25th - Journey To The Centre Of The Earth PG
25th - Eagle Eye Rating TBC
25th - The House Bunny M
25th - Space Chimps PG
25th - Beverly Hills Chihuahua Rating TBC
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